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节选IRC聊天室的一些搞笑对话,慢慢意会...
IRC搞笑对话Top100看这里:http://bash.org/?top.

<@kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<@spacerain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<@spacerain> STUPID

<@sonium> someone speak python(大蟒蛇) here?
<@lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<@lucky> SSSSS
<@sonium> the programming language(python同时是种计算机语言)

<@i8b4uunderground> d-_-b
<@bonynomore> how u make that inverted b?
<@bonynomore> wait
<@bonynomore> never mind

<@David> Yay I get laid(下蛋) today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds(磅,英磅) but its better than nothing
<@malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID(工资)
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit

<@jontg> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<@jontg> wait, shit

<@raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<@raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(

PS:我想起高中有次英语老师给我们讲课,他说有次在外国手指头受了点小伤,结果去医院排了2,3个钟头的队才轮到他就诊,怪不得病人叫做patient(病人,忍耐).